LOL

Here is some funny sports quotes i stumbled on

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
-- Duffy Daugherty

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
-- Lou Holtz

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
-- Rod Gilbert

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
-- Spider Lockhart

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
-- Shug Jordan

You can observe a lot just by watching.
-- Yogi Berra

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
-- Lou Holtz

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
-- Source Unknown

The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse.
-- Steve Sloan

I'd run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
-- Russ Grimm